Mr Hairy is an American Robot and is ideal as greeter for both the
Corporate market and private functions, with weddings his speciality. Mr Hairy
sways, turns and bobs his head just like a real person. His hands
move up and down on the keyboard of the Yamaha while his foot taps in
time with the music. This ain't no ordinary dummy!
Mr Hairy is happy to play his Yamaha organ in hotels, shopping centres
and exhibitions where he always draws a big crowd. Imagine the surprise
when Mr Hairy starts talking to your guests and playing the organ at the
Mr Hairy is also able to deliver sales messages whilst he entertains.
In the past Mr Hairy has worked for a number of top class companies
including British Airways, Marks and Spencers and Moat House
International Hotels, to name but a few.
As a fundraiser Mr Hairy is second to none. His hilarious remarks and
organ playing have filled many a charity bucket! Mr Hairy is also "a man for
all seasons" as he will play music appropriate to the occasion and at
Christmas can be seen playing in his special Santa Suit.
For those who like background details Mr Hairy was born in Hairyville
which, as everybody knows is in Hairyland U.S.A., that wonderful paradise
where the grass is always greener. Leaving school at 84 with 16 hairylevels
and being especially adept at soccer, he was snapped up by Hairy United.
He played in his favourite position, very forward, responding always to the
chorus from the terraces, "Hairy Go, Hairy go, Hairy go" He gained 589 caps
with the national team until his legs finally gave out when he was still a
youthful 102. Mr Hairy studied at the Hairytorium later joining the Hairy
James Orchestra. After this he went solo and became a major star with his
first big hit on the Hairyphone label, "Here's That Hairy Day" with the follow
up success, "Hairy Days are Here Again". His first tour brought him to the U.K.
where he arrived by private hairyplane. Mr Hairy's success should come as
no surprise considering his pedigree. After all, his nephew, Hairyson Ford
has done pretty well together with his cousin, Hairy Tyler Moore. More could
of course be said of his cousin twice removed on his mother's side Hairy
Belafonte and who can forget Hairy Corbett's, Sooty..
Of course if you believe any of the above you can probably knit fog!
The proof of the pudding is always in the eating. However don't try
to eat MR HAIRY... just book him and enjoy some "musical
robotics and interactive comedy chat"
Totally automated but would need a power supply plus cover if outdoors.
For details of Mr Hairy's fees and availability telephone: